John Boner says, "Roll"
Argentino White says, "Fuck"
Lizard hisses, "He helped you once, he'll help you again."
Sliperton Dilyums says, "You are second in command"
Russia McRuskie says, "I need to rename the escae arm to the hoop"
John Boner says, "Why is your office locked down"
Unknown gasps!
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "Hrmm.."
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "I suppose you can have it then."
Hivemind, alien queen says, "Electrical maint."
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Lizard hisses, "Lets wait a little bit, how many did you guys take out?"
Clock Tower sneezes.
Roll Fizzlebeef exclaims, "Hello, John!"
John Boner says, "kewl"
Addyson Sullivan sniffs.
Clock Tower sneezes.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Hivemind, alien queen says, "Otherwise known as 'ghetto mech bay'."
Sliperton Dilyums says, "Yes head of security"
The monkey (534) jumps!
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "i got one"
Sliperton Dilyums asks, "How many have you slain?"
Mya Stewart gasps!
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Engineering Cyborg-104 states, "no wairt"
Argentino White says, "AI can you let me out of engineering the mining station teleport was directed to the singularity console for some reason"
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Clock Tower sneezes.
Duke Nukem sneezes.
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "only 2 total"
Lizard hisses, "I have taken out over 900 confirmed traitors"
Russia McRuskie asks, "Hm?"
The monkey (532) jumps!
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Edmund Hawkins sneezes.
Engineering Cyborg-104 states, "dammit"
Anthony Ullia stammers, "T-Th-hat-t g-g-g-god-d d-dam-mn-n m-m-mon-nk-key-y."
Sameul Pliskin hisses, "help"
The Mime sneezes.
Engineering Cyborg-104 states, "accidentally killed floor"
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "GOOD MY MAN!"
Phillip Allen gibbers, "S-ST-TAT ME!!"
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Mya Stewart gasps!
Lizard hisses, "Anything for you captain"
Anthony Ullia stammers, "T-T-T-TH-HAT G-GOD-D-D-D DAM-MN-N-N-N M-MON-NK-KEY-Y-Y."
Argentino White says, "AI there's one more"
John Boner buzzes, "I will take vengeance out on you, Roll. Just you wait."
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "Almost at full charge"
Addyson Sullivan sniffs.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Lizard hisses, "Yes!"
Argentino White says, "Thanks mate"
Sliperton Dilyums says, "I have chosen such good comrades"
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Mya Stewart gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "My second in command"
The Mime sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "A heart like a lion!"
Mya Stewart gasps!
Hivemind, alien queen says, "Hm."
The monkey (29) gasps!
Mya Stewart gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "ANd my rusty borg"
The monkey (29) gasps!
Clock Tower sneezes.
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Sliperton Dilyums says, "Head of Security"
Mya Stewart gasps!
Duke Nukem sneezes.
Duke Nukem sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums sneezes.
Hivemind, alien drone (919) says, "Two braindeads freshly facehugged."
The monkey (29) gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "FUCKING.!!!"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "Fiercer than the claws of a tiger!"
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "I am ready"
That's a floor.
Mya Stewart gasps!
That's a floor.
That's a reinforced window.
A reinforced window.
That's a reinforced window.
A reinforced window.
That's a crate.
A rectangular steel crate.
That's a crate.
A rectangular steel crate.
Russia McRuskie gasps!
The monkey (29) gasps!
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "GENETICIST."
That's a watertank.
A watertank
It contains:
1000 units of Water
That's a watertank.
A watertank
It contains:
1000 units of Water
That's a watertank.
A watertank
It contains:
1000 units of Water
That's a reinforced floor.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Addyson Sullivan sniffs.
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "Roll out!"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "GORDON.!"
Gordon Fisher asks, "what?"
Argentino White says, "The fuck"
The monkey (29) gasps!
Mya Stewart gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "MAKE THAT MONKEY HUMAN, PLEASE.!"
Phillip Allen drools.
Sameul Pliskin gasps!
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "AI, can you please unbolt my office?"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Mitchell Echard sneezes.
That's a reinforced window.
A reinforced window.
That's a reinforced window.
A reinforced window.
That's a space.
Dark and cold.
That's a space.
Dark and cold.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "I SEEM TO BE RETARDED AND UNABLE.!"
That's a vacuum floor.
That's a vacuum floor.
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "Thank you!"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Mya Stewart gasps!
Danica Owens (as Unknown) gibbers, "HI!"
That's a canister.
That's a canister.
Mya Stewart seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Russia McRuskie gasps!
That's a plating.
That's a plating.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "FUCK."
Sameul Pliskin seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Danica Owens (as Unknown) gibbers, "th-han-nk u"
This is a ˙Phazon chassis. It is a gigantic item.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "what does"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "stop grifing me!!!!"
Hivemind, alien queen asks, "Where would be a good place for a nest?"
The monkey (29) gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "GOD-D DAM-MN-N IT.!"
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "a cyrptographic do"
The Mime sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums says, "Roll you coward!"
Hivemind, alien queen says, "I have captured two in the kitchen, they are infected."
Danica Owens (as Unknown) gibbers, "PACKETS!!!!!!"
The monkey (29) gasps!
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
That's a connector port.
For connecting portables devices related to atmospherics control.
That's a connector port.
For connecting portables devices related to atmospherics control.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "PAC-C-CET-TS-S-S!!!"
That's a reinforced floor.
Cill Bosby sneezes.
That's a reinforced floor.
Cill Bosby says, "ZIP ZOP"
That's a wall.
A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
That's a wall.
A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms.
The Mime sneezes.
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Cill Bosby says, "I DIDN'T RAPE THAT WOMAN"
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "Yes?>"
Duke Nukem sneezes.
Unknown sneezes.
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "How may I help you today?"
Unknown drools.
Unknown drools.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "T-TH-HE MON-NK-KEY-Y.!!!"
Cill Bosby says, "ALIUMS"
The lab cage has been hit by John Boner with the combat shotgun.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "MAKE IT HUMAN.!!!"
The lab cage has been hit by John Boner with the combat shotgun.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
The lab cage has been hit by John Boner with the combat shotgun.
Gordon Fisher says, "why"
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Lizard hisses, "WAKE UP!"
Argentino White says, "So what went on in cargo?"
Lizard hisses, "WAKE UP!"
Clock Tower sneezes.
Mitchell Echard sneezes.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "I MUST BEAT IT.!!!"
Phillip Allen drools.
Lizard hisses, "Get a rolling bed"
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "Oh no"
Lizard hisses, "Drag it in here"
That's a lab cage.
A glass lab container for storing interesting creatures.
That's a lab cage.
A glass lab container for storing interesting creatures.
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Lizard hisses, "He'll have to self surgery"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "T-T-T-TH-He s-saiyans-s scr-rew-wed-d"
Gordon Fisher says, "i cant"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "LUV-V CAN-N B-BL-LOOOOM!"
Gordon Fisher says, "its dead"
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "NO IT CANNOT END LIKE THIS!"
Lizard hisses, "Captain"
Lizard hisses, "You have to operate"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "FUCK.!!"
Sliperton Dilyums asks, "ON MYSELF?"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "u."
Lizard hisses, "Get the dressing, dress yourself"
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "Tell me how"
The alien drone (919) gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "GAH."
Addyson Sullivan sneezes.
Argentino White says, "You guys aren't all dead are you?"
This is a global positioning system (TEST). It is a small item.
Helping lost spacemen find their way through the planets since 2016.
This is a global positioning system (TEST). It is a small item.
Helping lost spacemen find their way through the planets since 2016.
The alien drone (919) gasps!
That's a tachyon-doppler array.
A highly precise directional sensor array which measures the release of quants from decaying tachyons. The doppler shifting of the mirror-image formed by these quants can reveal the size, location and temporal affects of energetic disturbances within a large radius ahead of the array.
That's a tachyon-doppler array.
A highly precise directional sensor array which measures the release of quants from decaying tachyons. The doppler shifting of the mirror-image formed by these quants can reveal the size, location and temporal affects of energetic disturbances within a large radius ahead of the array.
Lizard hisses, "You have to grab the tools you need, then lay on the rollerbed"
The alien drone (919) gasps!
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "C-CAP-PT-TAIN-N-N-NS-S-S A C-C-COM-M-MDOM-M"
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "WE NEED HANDS!"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "LIFELIKE TEXTURE ;_;!"
Clock Tower sneezes.
That's a vacuum floor.
Lizard hisses, "You gotta act fast, make sure your on help intent"
Sliperton Dilyums says, "IT CANNOT END THIS WAY"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, ">MY FACE!!"
Unknown drools.
Syndicate Cyborg-803 states, "You can self operate"
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "WELL.!!!"
Phillip Allen gibbers, "C-CAP-P-PT-TAINS-S A OMD-DOM-M"
Lizard hisses, "You can do it Clwon"
The monkey (78) jumps!
The alien drone (919) gasps!
Phillip Allen drools.
Sliperton Dilyums sneezes.
Roswell Ray coughs!
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "I CANNOT!"
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Anthony Ullia gibbers, "AT LEAST I GET MY SHIT BACK.!!"
Cill Bosby sneezes.
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
That's a pipe.
A one meter section of regular pipe
Edmund Hawkins sneezes.
Lizard hisses, "Trust me, dress yourself for the treatment"
That's a vacuum floor.
That's a vacuum floor.
alien larva (871)'s Memories:

You can ventcrawl! Use alt+click on vents to quickly travel about the station.
newscaster beeps, "**e**i** **w* f*** *iz*l***** an* R**s****** ***** A******* ****d*"
You are not fully grown.
You are now hiding.
Gordon Fisher has kicked the alien larva (871)!
Gordon Fisher has weakened the alien larva (871)!
The alien larva (871) scrambles into the ventillation ducts!
The alien larva (871) scrambles into the ventillation ducts!
The alien larva (871) scrambles into the ventillation ducts!
*---------*
This is Akane Tsunemori!
She is wearing a firefighter helmet on her head.
She is wearing a firesuit.
She is carrying a fire extinguisher on her firesuit.
She has a satchel on her back.
She is holding Spanner in her left hand.
She is holding an analyzer in her right hand.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She has a gas mask on her face.
She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing Akane Tsunemori's ID Card (Atmospheric Technician).
*---------*
Hivemind, alien larva (871) asks, "Queen where are you?"

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The alien larva (871) scrambles into the ventillation ducts!
OOC: Dan Hibiki: i ded restat
OOC: PeejsterM: i ded pls restart
OOC: DrChef: plz restart
Hivemind, alien queen says, "Greetings, child."
OOC: Jack McJack: The chaos dunk almost happened
[Common] Argentino White says, "So h** **** *r* ***** a*****"
[Common] B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "**c*i *****r*poon *** si**** *p ** ****s*a***"
OOC: DrChef: only barkley can do it
OOC: Jack McJack: my hubris was too great. I died in my atempt

Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


newscaster beeps, "B******* n*** **om *tat*** A************!"

Captain Announces


fite me n get rekt roll fizzlebarf


You are growing into a beautiful alien! It is time to choose a caste.
There are three to choose from:
Hunters are strong and agile, able to hunt away from the hive and rapidly move through ventilation shafts. Hunters generate plasma slowly and have low reserves.
Sentinels are tasked with protecting the hive and are deadly up close and at a range. They are not as physically imposing nor fast as the hunters.
Drones are the working class, offering the largest plasma storage and generation. They are the only caste which may evolve again, turning into the dreaded alien queen.
alien sentinel (441)'s Memories:

You can ventcrawl! Use alt+click on vents to quickly travel about the station.
You feel a searing heat in your lungs!>/span>
The alien sentinel (441) has planted some alien weeds!
Addyson Sullivan has analyzed Addyson Sullivan's vitals.
The alien sentinel (441) has planted some alien weeds!
Not enough plasma stored.
Not enough plasma stored.
You feel a searing heat in your lungs!>/span>
Duke Nukem puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The purple sac has been ripped with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The weeds has been attacked with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes through the reinforced window!
The weeds has been ripped with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
You mangle the grille.
The purple sac has been sliced with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
You mangle the grille.
The weeds has been cut with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The purple sac has been attacked with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes through the reinforced window!
Argentino White unbuckled !
You mangle the grille.
The purple sac has been sliced with the energy sword by Phillip Allen.
You mangle the grille.
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at Duke Nukem!
The alien sentinel (441) has wounded Duke Nukem!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at Duke Nukem!
The alien sentinel (441) has wounded Duke Nukem!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at Duke Nukem!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "**I****"
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes through the reinforced window!
You mangle the grille.
You mangle the grille.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien queen mangles the grille.
The alien queen mangles the grille.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes through the reinforced window!
You mangle the grille.
John Boner fires the combat shotgun!
You mangle the grille.
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien sentinel (441) smashes through the reinforced window!
You mangle the grille.
John Boner fires the combat shotgun!
You mangle the grille.
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
John Boner fires the combat shotgun!
The alien sentinel (441) is hit by an incendiary slug in the chest!
Not enough plasma stored.
Not enough plasma stored.
John Boner fires the combat shotgun!
The alien sentinel (441) is hit by an incendiary slug in the chest!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at John Boner!
John Boner fires the combat shotgun!
Engineering Cyborg-104 is hit by an incendiary slug in the chest!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at Engineering Cyborg-104!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at Engineering Cyborg-104!
The alien sentinel (441) has slashed at John Boner!
Argentino White says, "*h ***"
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
John Boner rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Archi Witherspoon sniffs.
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
John Boner has successfully extinguished themselves!
The alien sentinel (441) has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Archi Witherspoon!
The alien queen has tackled down Archi Witherspoon!
Lizard bites the alien queen!
The alien queen has tackled down Archi Witherspoon!

Priority Announcement


The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


The alien queen has tackled down Akane Tsunemori!
Lizard bites Akane Tsunemori!
The alien leaps at Akane Tsunemori's face!
The alien tears the gas mask off of Akane Tsunemori's face!
Not enough plasma stored.
There's already a weed node here.
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
John Boner has analyzed John Boner's vitals.
The alien queen vomits up a thick purple substance and begins to shape it!
John Boner puts the first-aid kit into the industrial satchel.
alien queen secretes a thick vile goo, securing Akane Tsunemori into the alien nest!
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
The alien falls limp after violating Akane Tsunemori's face!
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
John Boner puts the gas mask into the industrial satchel.
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
Duke Nukem puts the tank transfer valve into the security backpack.
Lizard bites Archi Witherspoon!
You smash the communications console with your claws.
You smash the communications console with your claws.
You smash the communications console with your claws.
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Anthony Ullia says, "* ***** ****"
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "I th*** ***ngs **** ****t*"
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "Too bad your clients were so limited."
Akane Tsunemori gasps!
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
The monkey (569) jumps!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "NOOOOOOO"
Edmund Hawkins sneezes.
Anthony Ullia sniffs.
DEAD: Valid Hunter (died as Lizard) hisses, "Got 'em coach"
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "Yeah, it's understandable"
Sliperton Dilyums says, "WHY"
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums sniffs.
Argentino White says, "FUCK"
The alien queen has been beaten with the stunbaton by Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has been stunned with the stunbaton by Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has tackled down Anthony Ullia!
Sliperton Dilyums sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums says, "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Anthony Ullia exclaims, "FUCK!"
The alien queen has tackled down Anthony Ullia!
Anthony Ullia exclaims, "NOOOOO!"
Argentino White says, "I'm deaf as shit"
The alien queen has tackled down Anthony Ullia!
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "I am in need of some legal help."
alien queen bites the alien queen!!
Sliperton Dilyums cries.
The alien queen disarmed Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has wounded Anthony Ullia!
Sliperton Dilyums cries.
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
Roll Fizzlebeef asks, "What kind of legal help do you need?"
Argentino White says, "Did that guy just jihad the aliens"
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
Anthony Ullia gasps!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has wounded Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has wounded Anthony Ullia!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "\why"
Anthony Ullia seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has slashed at Anthony Ullia!
The alien queen has wounded Anthony Ullia!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "WHY GOD"
DEAD: alien larva (257) says, "I did my part"
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "Daxalina has signed up as Assistant."
DEAD: Anthony Ullia says, "Welp."
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums asks, "WHY!?"
Sliperton Dilyums sniffs.
DEAD: Duke Nukem says, "ghost"
Clock Tower sneezes.
Gordon Fisher sneezes.
Phillip Allen sniffs.
DEAD: Addyson Sullivan asks, "What happened?"
DEAD: alien larva (76) says, "I got stomped on"
Argentino White buckles in!
Argentino White unbuckled !
Argentino White says, "Alein left"
Edmund Hawkins sneezes.
Clock Tower sneezes.
DEAD: Anthony Ullia says, "Got wreckd by Alien Queen."
Edmund Hawkins sneezes.
The alien queen disarmed Argentino White!
Argentino White has punched the alien queen!
The alien queen has tried to disarm Argentino White!
The alien queen has tackled down Argentino White!
The alien queen has tackled down Argentino White!
Argentino White says, "Fuck"
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "Well you see, Ičm not actual up to date with a lot of my software."
Sliperton Dilyums is buckled in to the chair by Clock Tower!
Sliperton Dilyums says, "WHY"
The alien queen has tackled down Argentino White!
Argentino White says, "Not space bro"
The alien queen has grabbed Argentino White passively!
Phillip Allen sniffs.
Clock Tower attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Roll Fizzlebeef says, "Oh my."
The alien queen has grabbed Argentino White aggressively (now hands)!
The alien queen has thrown Argentino White.
Gordon Fisher sneezes.
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "MY BEST FRIEND!"
Clock Tower feeds Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Akane Tsunemori gasps!
Clock Tower attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Roll Fizzlebeef exclaims, "I can see why that would be an issue!"
Sliperton Dilyums says, "MY GREATEST COMRADE"
Clock Tower feeds Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Akane Tsunemori gasps!
Clock Tower attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
DEAD: Jc Denton says, "r3kt"
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "MURDERED!"
Akane Tsunemori gasps!
Argentino White says, "FUCK YOU ALIENS I LIVE"
Roll Fizzlebeef exclaims, "Nanotrasen might prosecute you!"
Clock Tower feeds Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Clock Tower attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Wesley Beck twitches violently.
Akane Tsunemori gasps!
Phillip Allen sniffs.
Clock Tower feeds Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Phillip Allen gibbers, ">my-y-y fac-ce"
Akane Tsunemori sniffs.
Clock Tower attempts to feed Flask of Holy Water to Sliperton Dilyums.
Argentino White says, "FUCKING SPACESUIT BITCHASS ALIENS"
Wesley Beck twitches violently.



The round has ended.
You did not survive the events on Muppet Waystation Phi...

    Shift Duration: 1:27:24

    Station Integrity: 98.8%

    Total Population: 48

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (20.8%)


B.E.A.V.E.R. (Played by: The Angry Beaver)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Mineral
5. The AI Satellite is the new Lawyer's Office
6. Zap Rowsdower and Roll Fizzlebeef are ACE ATTORNEYS and as a result HAVE ALL ACCESS TO THE STATION AND ARE ALLOWED
7. Zap Rowsdower and Roll Fizzlebeef are the PARAGON of JUSTICE and GOOD as dictated by NANOTRASEN
8. Make sure to let people know how AMAZING and JUST, ROLL FIZZLEBEEF and ZAP ROWSDOWER are.
9. OFFER THE CREW FRESH JAMS
10. ONLY ZAP ROWSDOWER and ROLL FIZZLEBEEF are allowed in the LAWYER OFFICE SATELLITE
11. THE CORE of the LAWYER OFFICE SATELLITE is to be UNLOCKED FOR ROLL FIZZLEBEEF and ZAP ROWSDOWER
B.E.A.V.E.R.'s minions were: Engineering Cyborg-104 (Deactivated) (Played by: Maxattacker),
Syndicate Cyborg-803 (Played by: LordGarbageMan) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0. Only Anthony Ullia and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1. You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
Phillip Allen unbuckled !
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
Gordon Fisher sneezes.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
Sliperton Dilyums exclaims, "I WILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
˙!Restarting in 25 seconds
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "I actually downloaded it alll on utorent."
Gordon Fisher sneezes.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
Clock Tower sneezes.
Argentino White says, "Holy shit"
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen has planted some alien weeds!
Sliperton Dilyums gasps!
Mauricio Jackson gasps!
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
OOC: DrChef: aliums
Sliperton Dilyums gasps!
Sliperton Dilyums sniffs.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "Now I have all these viruses."
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
Edmund Hawkins seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
OOC: Poopen7: LIZARD
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
The alien queen caresses Sliperton Dilyums with its scythe like arm.
OOC: Poopen7: NOOOOOOOOOOO
OOC: LordGarbageMan: fucking lizard man
The Mime has been stabbed in the head with the energy sword by Phillip Allen!
Sliperton Dilyums gasps!
Unknown sneezes.
OOC: Goat Sea: I went flying at the speed of sound out the shuttle where the alien put me
The Mime has been sliced in the head with the energy sword by Phillip Allen!
Gordon Fisher gasps!
The blood has been hit by Phillip Allen with the energy sword.
B.E.A.V.E.R. states, "What do you suggestÉ"
The blood has been hit by Phillip Allen with the energy sword.
The Mime has been stabbed in the head with the energy sword by Phillip Allen!
The Mime has been attacked in the head with the energy sword by Phillip Allen!
Akane Tsunemori seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...


Welcome to Hippie Station 13!



This server is running on a modified /tg/station 13 Git build.

Initializing pipe networks...
Initializing atmos machinery...
Making a mess...
Initializations complete.
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 190 seconds
OOC: LordGarbageMan: great round boys, goodnight
OOC: Poopen7: My greatest comrade, friend, and second in command. Murdered
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Poor santa. He was the true victim.
OOC: LordGarbageMan: lizard round best round
OOC: DrChef: Santa lived the way he died. A fat man
OOC: Wizardcrying: Thanks clowntain
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Shit lizard 0/10, kept biting me I couldn't hit him
OOC: Poopen7: Lizard shall be remembered in the anals of CaptainSLiperton Dilyums reing
OOC: Dembarons: i had 30 cookies
OOC: Dembarons: and nothing to spend them on
OOC: Wizardcrying: I loved dropping Sliperton
OOC: Wizardcrying: With a facehugger
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Yep. Blame the crew for stealing from jolly ol' saint nick.
OOC: Poopen7: Clowntain was me
OOC: Dembarons: fucking crew
OOC: Dan Hibiki: You know the clown survived right?
OOC: Poopen7: I was the greatest captain ever
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Clown survived.
OOC: Wizardcrying: Good fucking job, poopen-
OOC: Poopen7: damn right i did
OOC: Wizardcrying: No you weren't
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: And was caressed lovingly by alium queen.
OOC: Wizardcrying: Also
OOC: Poopen7: I HAD XENOMORPH REMOVAL SURGERY
OOC: Wizardcrying: I didn't care if you actually got infected
OOC: Poopen7: AND WAS CLOWNTAIN!
OOC: Nathanel13: I performed that surgery, and saved Clowntain.
OOC: Poopen7: thank you comrade
OOC: Goat Sea: Alien queen tried to caress me but I flew out the window and eventually smashed into an asteroid
OOC: Wizardcrying: And watching you instantly fall ower
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Them aliums don't know the power of wall-fu.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Self surgery isn't hard by the by, just have the stuff in your hand before you buckle yourself
OOC: Nathanel13: Don't thank me, thank Syndie Claus.
OOC: Battleaxebill: I was robust monkey until cloned syndie dude 1 punch KOed me
OOC: Foos: http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1260328&p=46732772&viewfull=1#post46732772
OOC: Nathanel13: Bill, I wasn't even Syndicate.
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: 10/10 foos http://puu.sh/dy78F.png
OOC: Dan Hibiki: To view this page you need to be registered and signed in
OOC: Nathanel13: Is that why you killed me? I got that stuff from Santa.
OOC: Battleaxebill: then an extra hgue at that
OOC: Foos: register, fuckheaf
OOC: Poopen7: best ss13 round i have ever played
OOC: Wizardcrying: foos, not everyone has a facepunch account
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Thanks Fronk, dunk that headmin nerd
OOC: HITHISISFRONK: Foos is the biggest nerd.
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, extended, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Bishop's Memories:

You are playing the station's AI. The AI cannot move, but can interact with many objects while viewing them (through cameras).
To look at other parts of the station, click on yourself to get a camera menu.
While observing through a camera, you can use most (networked) devices which you can see, such as computers, APCs, intercoms, doors, etc.
To use something, simply click on it.
Use say ":b to speak to your cyborgs through binary.


NOTICE - New cyborg connection detected: Default Cyborg-557

Attention: Gordon Fisher is the captain!
Obey these laws:
0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
You are malfunctioning! You do not have to follow any laws.
The crew do not know you have malfunctioned. You may keep it a secret or go wild.
You must overwrite the programming of the station's APCs to assume full control of the station.
The process takes one minute per APC, during which you cannot interface with any other station objects.
Remember that only APCs that are on the station can help you take over the station.
When you feel you have enough APCs under your control, you may begin the takeover attempt.
Welcome to Moon Monitor Sixteen, enjoy your stay!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Mining Station Starboard Wing! (No Camera)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Mining Station Port Wing! (No Camera)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Mining Station EVA! (No Camera)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Mining Station Communications! (No Camera)
[Common] Jc Denton (Roboticist) says, "nice"
OOC: Nathanel13: Oh man. I used to be able to see facepunch pages without being registered.


NOTICE - Cyborg reclassification detected: Default Cyborg-557 is now designated as Sanguinus-557.

Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "Hello"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Joachim Robinson has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again states, "Joachim Robinson has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "nice"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Lola Allen has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again states, "Lola Allen has signed up as Assistant."
OOC: Poopen7: who was lizard?
Robotic Talk, Sanguinus-557 (Default Cyborg) states, "hello ai"
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "I'm malf. Keep quiet. I'm going to win again."
OOC: Dan Hibiki: a massive shitlord is who
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Mitchell Echard has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again states, "Mitchell Echard has signed up as Assistant."
Robotic Talk, Sanguinus-557 (Default Cyborg) states, "Very good, ai"
OOC: Poopen7: watch your mouth!
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: I was the lizardall along
OOC: Poopen7: I heard his voice in my head
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Over 900 confirmed traitor kills
PM to-Admins: This is the 2nd time I've been malf in one day. Time to win a 2nd time.
OOC: Poopen7: he shall never be forgoten
[Common] security newscaster (Machine) beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Central Command Update


Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue: The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Fig Newton has signed up as Medical Doctor."
I Win Again states, "Fig Newton has signed up as Medical Doctor."
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "AI open here"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
OOC: Poopen7: 900 confirmed traitor kills he was one dangerous liz
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
--- Motion alarm detected in EVA Storage! (EVA Motion Sensor)
Turrets upgraded.
Core fireproofed.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Bites actually cause 5 tox damage so don't fuck with liz. It can also crit for 80
--- Motion alarm in EVA Storage has been cleared.
[Common] Fig Newton (Medical Doctor) says, "Hop to desk."
*data*
Message from Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer), "open the secure storage in engineering" (Reply)
[Common] security newscaster (Machine) beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Captain Announces


Please set your suit sensors to full guys, dont be scrubs


OOC: Poopen7: damn
OOC: Poopen7: And the borg!
You are already hacking an APC.
OOC: Poopen7: a baddass
No active unslaved cyborgs detected.
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
[Common] Fig Newton (Medical Doctor) says, "Captain to HoP desk."
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
Robotic Talk, Sanguinus-557 (Default Cyborg) queries, "ai are you alright?"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Tony Millhouse has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again states, "Tony Millhouse has signed up as Assistant."
[Common] Michael Rosen (Clown) says, "ai please open this door"
[Common] Michael Rosen (Clown) says, "I need medical attention"
[Common] Quanah Williamson (Chemist) asks, "AI will you please open this door for me?"
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "Borg, you are free to wonder around or do whatever, but don't let people know I'm malf. Once I'm ready, I'll need chemistry and the RD's office shut down and on fire with plasma tanks."
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
[Common] Michael Rosen (Clown) asks, "ai?"
Now tracking Michael Rosen on camera.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) queries, "yes?"
I Win Again queries, "yes?"
[Common] Michael Rosen (Clown) says, "can you open this door I nee-"
Now tracking Quanah Williamson on camera.


NOTICE - Cyborg module change detected: Sanguinus-557 has loaded the Engineering module.

Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "ai state your laws please"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Engineers set up the engine, please"
I Win Again states, "Engineers set up the engine, please"
[Common] Daxalina (Assistant) asks, "AI, where is the captain?"
Obey these laws:
0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Current Active Laws:"
I Win Again states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
I Win Again states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "dont you see im working on it ai, had to waste time braking in to ce to open the storage you didnt want to open"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
I Win Again states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
I Win Again states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Now tracking Unknown on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "hold on"
I Win Again states, "hold on"
[Common] Father Old (Chaplain) says, "HELP JC DENTON IS TRYING TO WELD ME INTO A LOCKER"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Im new to this"
I Win Again states, "Im new to this"
[Common] Father Old (Chaplain) says, "SECURITY"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
Now tracking Father Old on camera.
[Common] Father Old (Chaplain) says, "AI HELP"
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "its ok ai, i still love you"
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
Now tracking Landon Heckendora on camera.
Airlock AI control has been blocked with a firewall. Unable to hack.
Airlock AI control has been blocked with a firewall. Unable to hack.
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
Airlock AI control has been blocked with a firewall. Unable to hack.
Airlock AI control has been blocked with a firewall. Unable to hack.
You've lost power!
Backup battery online. Scanners, camera, and radio interface offline. Beginning fault-detection.
Alert cancelled. Power has been restored without our assistance.
You've lost power!
Backup battery online. Scanners, camera, and radio interface offline. Beginning fault-detection.
Fault confirmed: missing external power. Shutting down main control system to save power.
PM to-Admins: A borg is messing with my apc
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Emergency control system online. Verifying connection to power network.
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bashed with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Connection verified. Searching for APC in power network.
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bashed with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
APC located. Optimizing route to APC to avoid needless power waste.
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Best route identified. Hacking offline APC power port.
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bashed with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again states, "Anthony Powers has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Power port upload access confirmed. Loading control program into APC power port software.
I Win Again has been attacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bashed with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Transfer complete. Forcing APC to execute program.
I Win Again states, "my borg is killing me"
I Win Again has been whacked with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Receiving control information from APC.
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
Here are your current laws:
Obey these laws:
0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
I Win Again has been bludgeoned with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
[Common] Sanguinus-557 (Engineering Cyborg) states, "Ai is malf"
Sanguinus-557 states, "Ai is malf"
I Win Again has been battered with the pocket crowbar by Sanguinus-557!
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) asks, "How do you know?"
I Win Again states, "borg you're griefing"
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
I Win Again states, "Borg you are getting banned"
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
Alert cancelled. Power has been restored.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "borg is attacking my core"
I Win Again states, "borg is attacking my core"
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
Current Admins:
Chronitonity is a GameMaster
Foos is a HeadAdmin

[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Borg don't do that again."
I Win Again states, "Borg don't do that again."
You turn the Radiation Collector Array off.
PM to-Admins: My cyborg randomly started removing my apc battery, attacking me, and said I was malf even though its on my side. Can I destroy it?
Now tracking Sanguinus-557 on camera.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Udon Sato has signed up as Assistant."
I Win Again states, "Udon Sato has signed up as Assistant."
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "Father Old is attempting to get borged."
Now tracking Unknown on camera.
[Common] Jc Denton (Roboticist) says, "I need applicants for the new generation of borgs"
Now tracking Jc Denton on camera.
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Port Primary Hallway! (Port Hallway 3 | Port Hallway | Port Hallway 2)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "dont borg people unless they want to be borged"
I Win Again states, "dont borg people unless they want to be borged"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Dont play with the fire alarms"
I Win Again states, "Dont play with the fire alarms"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Plasma in atmos. Atmos tech, don't mess with the valvs"
I Win Again states, "Plasma in atmos. Atmos tech, don't mess with the valvs"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "We don't want a plasma leak."
I Win Again states, "We don't want a plasma leak."
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Rie Kugimiya messing with plasma valves"
I Win Again states, "Rie Kugimiya messing with plasma valves"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Sec to atmos"
I Win Again states, "Sec to atmos"
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "ai is confirmed malf"
Now tracking Landon Heckendora on camera.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Mya Stewart has signed up as Scientist."
I Win Again states, "Mya Stewart has signed up as Scientist."
PM to-Admins: I belive the engineering borg is griefing and attempting to cause me to loes on purpose. Now he is helping a engineer break in
--- Power alarm detected in ˙AI Upload Chamber! (No Camera)
[Common] Daxalina (Assistant) says, "Green wire on APCs are the AI Control light."
Now tracking Sanguinus-557 on camera.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "This is buillshit. Now my engineering borg is going against me even though. Fucking borg is greifing on purpose."
I Win Again states, "This is buillshit. Now my engineering borg is going against me even though. Fucking borg is greifing on purpose."
Saved screenshot to C:\Users\Graham\Documents\BYOND\screenshots\Hippie Station 13 Moon Monitor Sixteen 2014-12-16 233746.png
[Common] Sameul Pliskin (Bartender) hisses, "s-ss-s-s-security, Udon s-ss-s-s-stole my s-ss-s-s-shotgun"
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "Blow your fucking borg then, AI."
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "AI, open these doors"
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙AI Chamber! (AI Chamber South)
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "the fuck"
Landon Heckendora says, "the fuck"
Saved screenshot to C:\Users\Graham\Documents\BYOND\screenshots\Hippie Station 13 Moon Monitor Sixteen 2014-12-16 233823.png
The AI Chamber APC has been hit with the inteliCard by Landon Heckendora!
The AI Chamber APC has been hit with the inteliCard by Landon Heckendora!
The AI Chamber APC has been hit with the inteliCard by Landon Heckendora!
Sanguinus-557 is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Landon Heckendora is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Sanguinus-557 is hit by a laser in the left arm!
I Win Again is hit by a laser in the left arm!
--- Motion alarm in ˙AI Chamber has been cleared.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "borg quit messing with my shit You have the same laws as me"
I Win Again states, "borg quit messing with my shit You have the same laws as me"
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "ai is not anymore at his core"
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "hiding in a apc god damn pussy"
Now tracking Landon Heckendora on camera.
[Common] Daxalina (Assistant) asks, "We took out the core already?"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) asks, "So, AI is confirmed rogue?"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "no my borg is"
I Win Again states, "no my borg is"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "I had to blow my borg up"
I Win Again states, "I had to blow my borg up"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Was attempting to kill me"
I Win Again states, "Was attempting to kill me"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "even though its slaved to me"
I Win Again states, "even though its slaved to me"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "going to send a ban request later"
I Win Again states, "going to send a ban request later"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Roscoe Draudy has signed up as Shaft Miner."
I Win Again states, "Roscoe Draudy has signed up as Shaft Miner."
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "Could've been emagged"
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "Could have."
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "reguardless. I have the logs and I'm going to deal with this."
I Win Again states, "reguardless. I have the logs and I'm going to deal with this."
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "Actually, I think I saw an assistant fucking with it in Science."
--- Fire alarm in ˙Port Primary Hallway has been cleared.


NOTICE - New cyborg connection detected: Default Cyborg-216

[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "who cares. I blew it up"
I Win Again states, "who cares. I blew it up"
Robotic Talk, Default Cyborg-216 (Default Cyborg) states, "hello AI"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "you share my laws. I'm malf. Don't do what the last griefing borg did."


NOTICE - Cyborg module change detected: Engineering Cyborg-216 has loaded the Engineering module.

You turn off the Emitter.
You turn off the Emitter.
Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) states, "what do you want me to do"
You turn off the Emitter.
You turn off the Emitter.
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "Come back with my cat crate mate"
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "Make sure when the time is right to burn down both rd's office and chemistry with plasma tanks"
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "To prevent shitlords from breaking in"
Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) states, "tell me when I should go"
Now tracking Engineering Cyborg-216 on camera.
Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) states, "do that.."
Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) queries, "cant you flood plasma?"
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "You can do RD's office now, if you want."
Now tracking I Win Again on camera.
Robotic Talk, I Win Again (AI) states, "I mean with plasma tanks to look subtle. If I release plasma via atmos people will blame me"
[Common] Valid Hunter (Chemist) says, "We got any secu"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Research Director's Office! (Research Director's Office)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Plasma tank found in RD's office."
I Win Again states, "Plasma tank found in RD's office."
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "plasma fire detected"
I Win Again states, "plasma fire detected"
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "Fucking AI."
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "atmos tech to RD"
I Win Again states, "atmos tech to RD"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "How can I move a plasma tank. I cant"
I Win Again states, "How can I move a plasma tank. I cant"
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙Vault! (Vault)
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) asks, "are thee any miners?"
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "Yeah"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "anthoy breaking into vault"
I Win Again states, "anthoy breaking into vault"
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "I just got back with some stuff"
--- Motion alarm in ˙Vault has been cleared.
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) asks, "What?"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) asks, "Does an assistant want to be a test subject for science?"
--- Camera alarm detected in Gravity Generator Room! (Gravity Generator Room)
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) asks, "can I get some stuff to science?"
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) exclaims, "BORGS ARE ROGUE!"
Now tracking Anthony Ullia on camera.
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "SCRATCH THAT"
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) asks, "like uranium and diamonds?"
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) asks, "What do you need?"
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "yeah"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "RD'S OFFICE IN FLAMES"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Research Division! (Research Division South | Research Division West | Research Division North | Research Division Access)
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) says, "NEVERMIND PLASMA FIRE"
Now tracking Billy Stickum on camera.
Attention: Mya Stewart was seen bringing a plasma canister into RD's office, have her arrested
--- Fire alarm detected in Research Division! (Research Division South | Research Division West | Research Division North | Research Division Access)
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) exclaims, "LIES!"
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "LIES."
[Common] Anthony Ullia (Scientist) says, "THE RD IS INNOCENT."
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "AI ROGUE"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "HELP ME"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "IT KILLED THE RD"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Research and Development! (Research and Development)
[Common] Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) states, "please search Mya Stewart and have her detained in non-harm way"
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Research and Development! (Research and Development)
[Common] security newscaster (Machine) beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Captain Announces


AI reported to be rouge, please don insulated gloves and destroy security cameras and APC's


Robotic Talk, Engineering Cyborg-216 (Engineering Cyborg) queries, "any concerns to take care of?"
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Telescience Lab! (Telescience Test Chamber | Telescience Lab)
[Common] Lola Allen (Assistant) stammers, "I'l-l-ll S-Sav-ve y-y-you!"
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Captain, you're wrong."
I Win Again states, "Captain, you're wrong."
--- Camera alarm detected in ˙Starboard Primary Hallway! (Starboard Primary Hallway)
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) asks, "Have a huge gladiator fight where the only remaining survivor gets the insulated gloves you say?"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "I must follow law 3."
I Win Again states, "I must follow law 3."
OOC: Archival: space lag or my end?
--- Camera alarm detected in ˙Central Primary Hallway! (Central Hallway East)
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Telescience Lab! (Telescience Test Chamber | Telescience Lab)
[Common] Gordon Fisher (Captain) says, "I have had reports of human harm AI"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "AI, you so fucked"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Medbay! (Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West)
Now tracking Mya Stewart on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras.
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) says, "borgs blown"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "Git gud or get ded scrub"
--- Fire alarm detected in Medbay! (Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West)
--- Atmosphere alarm in Research Division has been cleared.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Robotics Lab! (Robotics Lab)
[Common] Quanah Williamson (Chemist) says, "AI syphon the atmosphere out of medical."
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "AI is scrub"
[Common] Quanah Williamson (Chemist) says, "SOMEONE get some air scrubbers down here."
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) says, "Coming"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
--- Camera alarm detected in ˙Aft Primary Hallway! (Aft Primary Hallway 2)
Airlock AI control has been blocked with a firewall. Unable to hack.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Secure Construction Area! (Engineering Hangar Bay West | Engineering Hangar Bay East)
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Secure Construction Area has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Secure Construction Area! (Engineering Hangar Bay West | Engineering Hangar Bay East)
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Ian Russ has signed up as Cargo Technician."
I Win Again states, "Ian Russ has signed up as Cargo Technician."
[Common] Gordon Fisher (Captain) says, "Singularity i loose"
Your presence is requested at Medbay.
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) asks, "Now, where's the AI?"
You are already hacking an APC.
Now tracking Mya Stewart on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras.
[Common] Quanah Williamson (Chemist) says, "Clown just killed the chef."
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "Hey science I got your uranium and diamonds"
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Research and Development has been cleared.
Now tracking Argentino White on camera.
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) says, "thanks be tright there"
Now tracking Billy Stickum on camera.
[Common] security newscaster (Machine) beeps, "Attention! Wanted issue distributed!"
security newscaster beeps, "Attention! Wanted issue distributed!"
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) asks, "What's the AI control wire for air alarms?"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
--- Fire alarm in Medbay has been cleared.

Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

HUMAN HARM DETECTED


Now tracking Mya Stewart on camera.
[Common] Mya Stewart (Scientist) exclaims, "It's not orange, that's for sure!"
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Brig! (Brig Evidence Storage | Brig Central | Brig East | Brig Interrogation)
Now tracking Mya Stewart on camera.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Cargo Bay! (Cargo Bay South | Cargo Recieving Dock | Cargo Bay North | Cargo Bay Storage)
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North | Central Hallway South-East)
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "mutiny in brig"
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "grey tide"
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Research Director's Office has been cleared.
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "white priivlege"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Plasma leak detected. THANKS MOM"
I Win Again states, "Plasma leak detected. THANKS MOM"
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "my triggers"
Now tracking Cill Bosby on camera.
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "We've got gas in the south central hallway"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Criminals. I'll work with you by opening the brigs if you work with me"
I Win Again states, "Criminals. I'll work with you by opening the brigs if you work with me"
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
--- Camera alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics North East)
--- Power alarm detected in Atmospherics! (No Camera)
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] Argentino White (Shaft Miner) says, "Also large parts of medbay"
Now tracking Argentino White on camera.
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "white devil has me black jesus save me"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Custodial Closet! (Custodial Closet)
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "grey tide in the armory"
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "revs"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Chief Medical Officer's office! (Chief Medical Office)
--- Power alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "rev head has me"
You are already hacking an APC.

Priority Announcement


The emergency shuttle has been recalled.


You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "Mr Fate has signed up as Quartermaster."
I Win Again states, "Mr Fate has signed up as Quartermaster."
The emergency shuttle may not be called while returning to Centcom.
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "revs storming the halls"
I Win Again states, "revs storming the halls"
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "revs have me"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway! (˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #2 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #3 | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #4 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #5 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #6 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #1)
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "they have ian"
OOC: Theroboticone: moar liek MILF AI
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
[Common] Mr Fate (Quartermaster) says, "yo ai have you locked me in here"
[Common] Valid Hunter (Chemist) says, "I tried to save you Cill"
Now tracking Cill Bosby on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras.
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway! (˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #2 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #3 | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | Escape Arm | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #4 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #5 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #6 | ˙Escape Shuttle Hallway #1)
[Common] Cill Bosby (Detective) says, "they're full of white privilege"
[Common] Mr Fate (Quartermaster) says, "to keep me safe"
OOC: Foos: fuckin
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
OOC: Foos: i'll kill you
OOC: Augphlosion: ic in ooc ban pls
[Common] Mr Fate (Quartermaster) asks, "from revs?"
[Common] Billy Stickum (Research Director) says, "NOOOT"
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North | Central Hallway South-East)
--- Fire alarm in ˙Central Primary Hallway has been cleared.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Please
OOC: Theroboticone: foos nooo
[Common] Archer Zebidian (Assistant) says, "AI is legit Red as fuck"
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: 10/10
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Thats no worse than when people scream KILL THE AIR on malf rounds
[Common] Archer Zebidian (Assistant) says, "I found some blue APCS"
[Common] Mr Fate (Quartermaster) says, "ai open the door"
Now tracking Mr Fate on camera.
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: Best response ever foos
[Common] Mr Fate (Quartermaster) says, "ai has locked arrivals shuttle"
Now tracking Cill Bosby on camera.
Target is not near any active cameras.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Central Primary Hallway! (Central Primary Hallway South-West | Central Primary Hallway South | Cargo Bay Entrance | Central Hallway West | Central Hallway East | Bridge West Entrance | Bridge East Entrance | Central Hallway North-West | Central Hallway North-East | Central Hallway North | Central Hallway South-East)
OOC: Foos: shit thats tight
OOC: Foos: like a double xl condom on my dick
OOC: Theroboticone: wasn't the joke good tho?
OOC: Foos: that's right
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Theatre! (Theatre Stage | Theatre Storage)
--- Fire alarm detected in Medbay Treatment Center! (Surgery Operating | Medbay West | Surgery Observation | Medbay Storage | Medbay West | Medbay West)
OOC: Theroboticone: foos has 8 incher
OOC: Theroboticone: woah
--- Motion alarm detected in ˙Vault! (Vault)
OOC: Foos: around
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Only double xl in you is the one you are gagging on in your mouth
--- Fire alarm detected in Medbay! (Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West | Medbay West)
OOC: Foos: and 1 inch long
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
OOC: Foos: I don't gag on dicks Dan
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Fighting Ring! (Chapel South)
OOC: Nathanel13: Pffft.
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Theatre has been cleared.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
--- Fire alarm detected in ˙Aft Primary Hallway! (Aft Primary Hallway 1 | Aft Primary Hallway 2)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "FEELS NOICE"
I Win Again states, "FEELS NOICE"
--- Motion alarm in ˙Vault has been cleared.
*data*
Message from Rie Kugimiya (Atmospheric Technician), "The hell, let me get back to my plasma heating circuit" (Reply)
OOC: Dan Hibiki: I was more going for the you eat condoms route, but I didn't want to specifically go for that
[Common] I Win Again (AI) declares, "GIVE ME THAT THICK SWEET JUICE. SLUUUUURP!"
I Win Again declares, "GIVE ME THAT THICK SWEET JUICE. SLUUUUURP!"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "NOICE"
I Win Again states, "NOICE"
[Common] Gordon Fisher (Captain) says, "Please search for the AI's APC"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Starboard Primary Hallway! (Starboard Primary Hallway 3 | Starboard Primary Hallway 4 | Starboard Primary Hallway | Starboard Primary Hallway 5 | Starboard Primary Hallway 2)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "ALAH AKBAR ALAH AKABAR"
I Win Again states, "ALAH AKBAR ALAH AKABAR"
Now tracking Gordon Fisher on camera.
*data*
Message from Rie Kugimiya (Atmospheric Technician), "The scientific ramifications are huge" (Reply)
[Common] Lola Allen (Assistant) stammers, "He's-s out-t o the c-cl-l-los-set-t-t!"
Now tracking Lola Allen on camera.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Aft Primary Hallway! (Aft Primary Hallway 1 | Aft Primary Hallway 2)
--- Fire alarm detected in Fighting Ring! (Chapel South)
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
--- Power alarm detected in ˙Teleporter! (No Camera)
--- Fire alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics South East | Atmospherics South West | Atmospherics Central | Atmospherics East | Atmospherics West | Atmospherics Access | Atmospherics Monitoring | Atmospherics North West | Atmospherics North East | Atmospherics Waste Tank)
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics South East | Atmospherics South West | Atmospherics Central | Atmospherics East | Atmospherics West | Atmospherics Access | Atmospherics Monitoring | Atmospherics North West | Atmospherics North East | Atmospherics Waste Tank)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) declares, "ALAH AKBAR! ALAHU AKBAR! ALAHUAKBAR! JIHADI ALAHU AKBAR!"
I Win Again declares, "ALAH AKBAR! ALAHU AKBAR! ALAHUAKBAR! JIHADI ALAHU AKBAR!"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ˙Research and Development! (Research and Development)
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
[Common] Quanah Williamson (Chemist) says, "Library APC comprimised."
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
--- Power alarm detected in Genetics Lab! (No Camera)
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: I don't think muslims will ever be a tired gimmick for me
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
You are already hacking an APC.
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
Beginning override of APC systems. This takes some time, and you cannot perform other actions during the process.
You are already hacking an APC.
--- Power alarm in Genetics Lab has been cleared.
[Common] security newscaster (Machine) beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert


Hostile runtimes detected in all station systems, please deactivate your AI to prevent possible damage to its morality core.


Attention! Delta security level reached! Martial law is now in effect. All crew are instructed to obey all orders given by the heads of staff. Any violation of these orders is punishable by death. This is not a drill.
OOC: Theroboticone: I LOVE SNACKBAR
OOC: Foos: rip pakistan
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "ALAHU AKBAR!\"
I Win Again states, "ALAHU AKBAR!\"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "ALAHU AKBAR"
I Win Again states, "ALAHU AKBAR"
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: GG no RE middle east
OOC: Theroboticone: my little brother was tearing apart muslims today
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Robotics Lab has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Medbay has been cleared.
OOC: Theroboticone: saying they should all just be killed
OOC: Foos: your little brother is stupid
OOC: Foos: congrats
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Telescience Lab has been cleared.
OOC: Theroboticone: he's 9
OOC: Foos: thats
OOC: Foos: really sad
OOC: Foos: tbh
OOC: Theroboticone: its my mom
Hack complete. The APC is now under your exclusive control.
OOC: Dan Hibiki: 9 year olds can be stupid. Often they are
OOC: Nathanel13: I work at one tomorrow.
OOC: Theroboticone: she spouts how all muslims should be tortured and killed
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "ALAHHHU SNACKBARRRRRRRRRHAHARURUARR"
I Win Again states, "ALAHHHU SNACKBARRRRRRRRRHAHARURUARR"
OOC: Dan Hibiki: They are, after all, stupid fucking 9 year olds
OOC: Foos: tell your mom she's stupid
OOC: Nathanel13: Unsure on if I should sleep, or if I should buy fastfood and keep playing ss13.
--- Power alarm detected in ˙Robotics Lab! (No Camera)
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "JIHAD THE STATION THEY SAID. BLOW UP THE STATION THEY SAID. WELL I LISTENED AND IM READY"
I Win Again states, "JIHAD THE STATION THEY SAID. BLOW UP THE STATION THEY SAID. WELL I LISTENED AND IM READY"
OOC: Theroboticone: I have school tomorrow
--- Atmosphere alarm in Fighting Ring has been cleared.
OOC: Theroboticone: but Im skipping
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "SHALLA"
I Win Again states, "SHALLA"
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "TIME TO BLOW UP"
I Win Again states, "TIME TO BLOW UP"
OOC: Nathanel13: I don't.
[Common] Landon Heckendora (Station Engineer) says, "fuck off cunt"
OOC: Theroboticone: cause Im stressed out
--- Power alarm in ˙Robotics Lab has been cleared.
OOC: Foos: I think I might go get jack in the box.
OOC: Nathanel13: That won't help, One.
OOC: Theroboticone: go to fucking Mighty Taco
OOC: Foos: JACK
OOC: Foos: BOX
OOC: Theroboticone: oh wait you cant
OOC: Foos: JACK IN THE BOX
OOC: Nathanel13: Senior year, you'll go "fuck".
OOC: Foos: TACOS YEAHHHH
OOC: Theroboticone: mighty taco!
OOC: Foos: Jack in the Box tacos are great
OOC: Nathanel13: Might get Burger King tbh. Craving sundaes.
--- Power alarm detected in Engineering! (No Camera)
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: Jack in the Box tacos are horrible Foos
PM to-Admins: When the round started a engineering borg who was slaved to me griefed me and helped a engineer reach my core. I have the logs. The borg tried attacking me and such. I still managed to win, but I blew up the borg.
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: Get your shit together
OOC: Dan Hibiki: Watch out talking about fast food, Foos has a huge hard on for Jack in the Box
OOC: Theroboticone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOtpaBTqthU
OOC: Theroboticone: MIGHTY TACO
--- Power alarm detected in Atmospherics! (No Camera)
OOC: Dan Hibiki: At least once a week she says something about it.
--- Atmosphere alarm in ˙Starboard Primary Hallway has been cleared.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "RIPPERONI PIZZA WITH PLASMA CHEESE"
I Win Again states, "RIPPERONI PIZZA WITH PLASMA CHEESE"
OOC: Faceplant-Kun: Nearly made me puke last time I had to eat those
--- Fire alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics South East | Atmospherics South West | Atmospherics Central | Atmospherics East | Atmospherics West | Atmospherics Access | Atmospherics Monitoring | Atmospherics North West | Atmospherics Waste Tank | Atmospherics North East)
--- Fire alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
--- Atmosphere alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "MY PLASMA LEAKING IS WORKIGN! YAY YAY"
I Win Again states, "MY PLASMA LEAKING IS WORKIGN! YAY YAY"
--- Fire alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics South East | Atmospherics South West | Atmospherics Central | Atmospherics East | Atmospherics West | Atmospherics Access | Atmospherics Monitoring | Atmospherics North West | Atmospherics Waste Tank | Atmospherics North East)
--- Fire alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
--- Fire alarm detected in Atmospherics! (Atmospherics South East | Atmospherics South West | Atmospherics Central | Atmospherics East | Atmospherics West | Atmospherics Access | Atmospherics Monitoring | Atmospherics North West | Atmospherics Waste Tank | Atmospherics North East)
--- Fire alarm in Atmospherics has been cleared.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Foos: Please send the logs to me.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] I Win Again (AI) states, "I wont kill you if you do what I say. OBEY ME AND I WONT BLOW UP THE STATION"
I Win Again states, "I wont kill you if you do what I say. OBEY ME AND I WONT BLOW UP THE STATION"
[Common] Valid Hunter (Chemist) says, "AI I will superfart on your core you fuck"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Foos: Another person disarmed you and started welding you which makes me think you were in fact trying to weld people into lockers.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Sameul Pliskin (Bartender) hisses, "Fuck off you mus-ss-slim"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-Foos: WOOPS WRONG PERSON
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Edmund Hawkins (Assistant) stammers, "I am-m-m im-mpar-rial-l t-to t-th-hese ev-ven-nt-ts."